Welcome to the 2017 Online Blue Party Auction! To find items you can browse, sort by name, or type in the item number as it appears in the catalog sent over the weekend.
Click the star to favorite an item to come back to, or place your bid today! As at previous Blue Auctions, there are a number of flate rate items to sign up for.
For "silent" auction items you'll enter the highest bid you're willing to make and the software will place bids on your behalf until it reaches that limit (just like eBay). If you're outbid, you'll recieve an email asking if you'd like to increase your bid amount.
Tired of hearing how your child can improve? Are you desperate to know where your kid stands in the world? Well, those days are over! If you are the successful bidder, I will tell you just how great your child is and (spoiler alert) I think you’re going to like what you hear. I’ll give you specific areas in which your kid is crushing the others and let you know how large the gap is between your child and number two (very large!). I’ll explain how even his/her “obnoxious” traits actually correlate to higher earnings power (literature will be cited!) The package also includes a list of colleges your child will be able to simply waltz into (another spoiler alert: I hope s/he can put up with winters in Cambridge!) For only 10% more, I will casually let this information slip at parties attended by your peers. Win this item and find out just how great a parent you are.
Tired of hearing how your child can improve? Are you desperate to know where your kid stands in the world? Well, those days are over! If you are the successful bidder, I will tell you just how great your child is and (spoiler alert) I think you’re going to like what you hear. I’ll give you specific areas in which your kid is crushing the others and let you know how large the gap is between your child and number two (very large!). I’ll explain how even his/her “obnoxious” traits actually correlate to higher earnings power (literature will be cited!) The package also includes a list of colleges your child will be able to simply waltz into (another spoiler alert: I hope s/he can put up with winters in Cambridge!) For only 10% more, I will casually let this information slip at parties attended by your peers. Win this item and find out just how great a parent you are.
Tired of hearing how your child can improve? Are you desperate to know where your kid stands in the world? Well, those days are over! If you are the successful bidder, I will tell you just how great your child is and (spoiler alert) I think you’re going to like what you hear. I’ll give you specific areas in which your kid is crushing the others and let you know how large the gap is between your child and number two (very large!). I’ll explain how even his/her “obnoxious” traits actually correlate to higher earnings power (literature will be cited!) The package also includes a list of colleges your child will be able to simply waltz into (another spoiler alert: I hope s/he can put up with winters in Cambridge!) For only 10% more, I will casually let this information slip at parties attended by your peers. Win this item and find out just how great a parent you are.
The simplicity of a poker face . . . the stewardship of your stacks as the blinds increase . . . the integrity of actually winning in a showdown . . . the peace of calling an all-in bet when you hold the nuts. If that made any sense to you, you could be the winner of the first annual QSOP!
QSOP is a professionally run no-limit hold 'em tournament. No poker experience necessary; in fact experience is probably a handicap. Compete solo or as a couple. Lavish cocktails and appetizers. Bragging rights. Champion wins the silver (plated) QSOP bracelet (retail value $14.99) that tells everyone at MFW, " . . . there’s someone who knows how to build a community . . . . of chips!"
The simplicity of a poker face . . . the stewardship of your stacks as the blinds increase . . . the integrity of actually winning in a showdown . . . the peace of calling an all-in bet when you hold the nuts. If that made any sense to you, you could be the winner of the first annual QSOP!
QSOP is a professionally run no-limit hold 'em tournament. No poker experience necessary; in fact experience is probably a handicap. Compete solo or as a couple. Lavish cocktails and appetizers. Bragging rights. Champion wins the silver (plated) QSOP bracelet (retail value $14.99) that tells everyone at MFW, " . . . there’s someone who knows how to build a community . . . . of chips!"
The simplicity of a poker face . . . the stewardship of your stacks as the blinds increase . . . the integrity of actually winning in a showdown . . . the peace of calling an all-in bet when you hold the nuts. If that made any sense to you, you could be the winner of the first annual QSOP!
QSOP is a professionally run no-limit hold 'em tournament. No poker experience necessary; in fact experience is probably a handicap. Compete solo or as a couple. Lavish cocktails and appetizers. Bragging rights. Champion wins the silver (plated) QSOP bracelet (retail value $14.99) that tells everyone at MFW, " . . . there’s someone who knows how to build a community . . . . of chips!"